New Fanpic With Robsten Tonight!

This fan spotted Robsten with a group of friends on the Isle of Wight on NYE and asked for a pic! My sources here in Baton Rouge say filming starts up again on Monday!  Yeah, Kristen is cute and all, but come on, Rob looks DROP DEAD GORGEOUS as always for probably being drunk on New Years Eve.

Can't Get These Outtakes Off My Mind

What's really on my mind has been BD filming, and I haven't been keeping up on saving my outtakes when they come out, but GAH! This round is keeping me up at night!! DAMNIT Rob! I need my sleep.  And I don't need to consider taking up smoking...unless you will share cigarettes with me.  Then I'll start a 2 pack a day habit.

So, we would all look like asshats if we tried this, but I got drool on my computer the first through tenth time I looked at this one.  It also put me in a daze and I lost track of time and space.

This pic comes in second place. Notice placement of both hands.  I NEED to solve the mystery of those hands.  Right hand, what are you doing down there???  Need any help?

'NUFF SAID.

GAH!

I like to pretend Rob borrowed these ciggys from me after I started my new smoking habit.

When I wear a grey hoodie, I look like a homeless person...well I guess Rob does too, but he looks like a homeless person I would do the nasty with.

More Photos From Best Buy Signing...These Aren't Blurry!

As I mentioned in my previous post, I made some great friends whilst waiting in line for 3 hours to meet most of the castmembers consisting of the Volturi and the Volturi Guard.  They were HAWT...however my pics left a little to be desired

I'm sorry Emily, is that Jackson, or did I look through a kaleidoscope while on an acid trip?

I learned two very important things that I shall never forgot any time soon:

1. Don't try to take pictures of those that make your hands shake with your effin' iPhone.
2. Bring someone, anyone (grandfather, neighbor, pay a prostitute) to come with you and take the goddamn pictures for you. You will most likely not be able to take a decent picture of yourself with said hawt vampire even if your iphone does the flippy thing and takes pictures from both sides.  You're thinking of too many things. (Did he touch Rob with that hand, will he give me Rob's number, does he know where Rob's staying, is Rob going home for Christmas, etc.)

So, with that rant out of the way, my new lovely friend, Katherine, that was standing with me in line was smart enough to follow the above rules (but she didn't bring a prostitute with her) and got some GREAT pictures and she was nice enough to let me post them here!  YAY for Katherine!

Photos Courtesy: Katherine Guglielmo Tiffin

Tales From The Baton Rouge Autographing Session!

1. It was cold!  

I waited outside of Best Buy for about 3 hours.  Some people waited for more like 9...I would have gotten there earlier to catch hypothermia if not for my car issues.  One lady drove from Wisconsin.  She's my hero.


2.  I met some cool people that I tried to convert to the dark side (TM's, Twilight blogs, Fanfic...)  Hey I need someone to talk to here in town about my Fifty Shades and the latest Twitarded post.  So kill me!  They were also really nice and loaned me a blanket since I neglected to remember that it's winter and it might be cold standing outside for 3 hours!

3.  We got inside!!!

I asked Daniel to stand up in front of me so I could see how tall he was next to me (in case you didn't know I'm 6'1).  Can I say--HAWT! He told me he was 6'6, but wouldn't take a pic with me. He didn't look too happy to be there. Only Jackson and Christopher were taking pics with fans. They were told they weren't supposed to.  Anyway...

I still love him. I don't know too many men that are 5 inches taller than me. I think I got a little wet.

Christopher was really nice. He actually noticed how tall I was and stood up without me asking to see if he was taller than me. He was very smiley and winkey. I think he was flirting with me. He kept making eyes at me while I was behind the ropes taking pics.  Why couldn't he be Rob? Or my 6'6 husband Daniel? Oh well, he was still really nice.

I'm sorry, this is my best pic of Jackson. It's kind of blurry. He was absolutely the nicest cast member there.  He took pics with everyone who asked even though they weren't supposed to and he even smiled at babies out in the crowd and called a little girl over to give her a hug and take a picture with her.  He was sooo nice!

To make up for the crappy picture, here's a video from our local news that has most of the castmembers as well as an interview with Jackson! 

Pic with the castmembers and Best Buy staff.

4.  And then I went home and watched Eclipse with the R/K commentary so I could hear Rob talk about blueberries and bears, his stomach issues, and hate on Jacob.  Ahhh, what a day!

Yet Another Reason I'm NOT Team Jacob

I happen to have some lovely friends who are stubbornly Team Jacob (purely in the Twilight sense).  I am 100% Team Jacob in the Water For Elephants sense, just to make that clear.

Um, hello, how could you not be?

  I understand that the BOY (notice the stress on BOY) has some muscles and if all I had to look at was this I might be OK.



However I find his face to look like this:



And after I saw this picture he has officially been confirmed as a DOUCHEBAG

In case you're wondering, this is the entire squad of the New Orleans Saints Cheerleaders that Taylor evidently has access to since he's down here to film Breaking Dawn.  How convienent for him.

Some how I don't think my pretty would be caught dead in the middle of a pile of NFL cheerleaders so the pic could be published in a few hours for the world to see. 

Oh Taylor, what were you thinking?

I mean it's one thing to get cornered by a boob fan, but Rob was smart enough to have his girlfriend in the picture and I have a feeling they shared a joke about it later.

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Something tells me Taylor would also ride in a Hummer limo or show up at the VMAs in a tank or something.
No Thanks.  Just another reason to be Team Robward. Thought you should know where I stood.

I Need More Coffee Stirrers!

Image by hhDusha via Flickr

I came across this HQ pic of Rob yesterday from the Remember Me set and I've been obsessing over it.  I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that he's in a 15 mile radius of my house and I can't touch him, but I digress, this picture makes me want to drink and stir coffee all day.  I don't think I'll ever be able to stir my coffee again with a spoon.

PFach on Local Morning News Show

Peter Facinelli was on our local ABC affiliate, 2une In,  this morning talking about Twilight and he also bought the first ticket to our local annual charity event for St. Jude that raffles a home in the Baton Rouge area.

Here's the interview!

Can We Ever Get Enough of Jumping Rob?

Here are some of the best photos wrapped up in one shiny package.  This photo made me love Rob even more if that was even possible.  So enjoy about a zillion of them all at once! Kisses my loves!

Going Postal Over Eclipse

I'm sure it doesn't take many of you by surprise that I was waiting in line at 11:45 on Friday night to pick up my super-duper special edition blu-ray copy of Eclipse.  I usually go to a comfy bookstore type place like Borders so I can get a giant coffee to keep me up all night and watch all the extra features, but they decided to screw me over and not participate in the most important event in the second half of 2010.

Anyway, I ended up standing in line at Wal-Mart (gag) and watching Robporn on my iPhone as I waited in line.  Yay, it's 11:59 and they start passing out copies so we can check out:

Wal-Mart guy: Who needs Blu-Ray

Me: Me! (Oh wait, this is just the plain one)...to Wal-Mart guy..."Excuse me, I need the special edition blu-ray"

Wal-Mart guy: Oh, okay. Let me go look

Me: (Continuing to watch Robporn)

Wal-Mart guy: We don't have the Blu-ray special edition (he could give a shit)

Me: You're kidding, right?  (People around me are starting to look scared that there will be a scene.  I'm thinking there very well may be.)

Wal-Mart guy: No, we just have the regular Blu-ray.

I feel like I'm moving in slow motion.  I carefully weigh my options.  I can:
  1. Tackle the Wal-Mart guy and do as much damage as possible
  2. Look for a sharp object in my purse.
  3. Most sane option-hurry up and find another place I can get it, because if I'm in jail I won't be watching Eclipse tonight.

OK, so I decided on option 3.  Surprising right, because I was pissed, and I think many of the people in line were thinking I would go with option 1 or 2.  After all was said and done I was driving around after midnight and ended up finding the frickin' Blu-ray special edition at my 3rd stop at another Wal-Mart who decided they would do me the extreme honor of carrying all the versions of Eclipse.

Yes, I know I'm obsessed.  But all of you are too, so there! So here's a video I found that represents our devotion/ insanity perfectly, and my intention to never stop.



So what's your favorite part of the DVD Extras? Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine...

Prepping for a Weekend on the Couch

And this has nothing to do with Eclipse, but I wanted it here.  Deal with it.

In Homage to MoTU

These last few days have been torture not know if Master of the Universe will continue. I read a Twitter update today from Icy saying that the Russian chick took down the unauthorized translation and she will have her site up and running again in a few days.  I don't know what that means for the future of MoTU, but here are some videos to hold us over until we know for sure! WARNING: VERY HOT if you've never seen any MoTU videos before, but you should know that already if you've read it!!!

I'm Not Sad...Damn Brazil Bastards

Don't get me wrong.  I am happy to have the fab pics from Brazil of Robsten.

I will smoke your cigarette any day Rob.  Name the date and time.  I'll be there 10 minutes early.

Does Anyone Have A Quarter?

Rob in all his Epic-Edwardness.

Enter Emily's problem: The CRAZIES FROM BRAZIL SCARED MY ROBSTEN!!!  I went by the set yesterday and there were streets blocked off and police cars with lights flashing. I. No. Likey.  

Brazil got Robsten outside with a few bodyguards.

Baton Rouge gets Robsten on indoor sets with 7,000 security guards= How in the hell does Emily get to see Rob...or take a picture with Rob...or rub Rob's nipples?!!  

I AM STUBBORN AND I WILL CRY UNTIL I GET MY WAY!!!

Don't Take Your Internet For Granted

My Internet has been whacked up for a few days, and even though I've had my iPhone and haven't been totally out of the loop, it's just not the same.  I haven't been able to video-chat with my girls, can't access all of my Rob Porn, the new videos and pics just aren't the same on that tiny, tiny screen, etc

So, I would feel silly for posting those pics so late...

Oops! That was an accident! I'm sure you've seen that a million times! Why would you want to see that again-

Well before I knew it, I posted them any way!  Much better than on my iPhone!

For the record, I am GLAD for this footage. But, from what I can make of Rob's chest in that tiny, tiny tank...all I've been able to think of is what he would look like WITHOUT the damn tank. *insert drool*

What I meant to say was that the first thing I actually did when I got back on the internet was watch my favorite video which, of course, I couldn't get to on my iPhone! RAWR!  You should all watch it.  (And don't lick the screen like I did.)

The only thing wrong with this video is that it ends.

Welcome Angela!!

You guys probably remember me referring to fellow Robiot, Angela, often.  Well, she is such a fantastic supplier of all things Rob porn, fanfic, and Twilight in general that I've invited her to admin the blog with me!  So excited to have you Angela!!

Rob Moving Angela In

WELCOME! 

From Drought to Spoiled...Me Likey!

More Outtakes!  It Can't Be!  Here are the latest release of outtakes from the 2009 Dossier Shoot (AKA "Wet Rob"). Bring it on.

Is He Coming To Get Me?

This hair should be illegal. This is panty-dropping hair.

I'm guessing this is an outtake because it's NC-17.

F-I-N-G-E-R  PORN.