Wednesday, March 30, 2011

*Tapping Microphone* Anybody Still Out There???

I'm still here.  *Hanging head in shame*. I swear to Edward I have not forgotten about any of you, my loves.  I have gotten a little uh, preoccupied, you see, Twilight taught me how to love again:


Your regularly scheduled programming will return...uh, well...later.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

It's a Blackout!

I'm not sure if I need to black any rooms out in my house, but I'm considering it.

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Monday, February 14, 2011

I got Twilight Presents!!

I've been a teensy weensy M.I.A for a few days because guess what?  I met a boy!!! And he's fabulous for too many reasons to go into here, but guess what you all should know???  He gave me Twilight presents for Valentine's Day!! And they were in an Eclipse bag!! Don't even ask me anything else about him, because I'm not sharing him.  He's MINE! to swoon somemore...

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Twitchy Palms

I need new Rob pictures. I'm getting Twitchy Palms. I can only scroll through my 827 favorites so many times...

Wha-Wha-what??!! *thud*

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Friday, February 4, 2011


It's been too long since we stepped back and just enjoyed.


Eyelash Porn

Jaw Porn

WFE Porn


GG Porn. How do you do that with your mouth? You make my eyes (and other things) water...

I've never thought of this shot as Hair Porn until today because of the,uh, angle, but UNF! I want the pretty hair. I'm also considering applying for a job with TSA.

Finger Porn. I think Rob needs to hire me as his official "pants buttoner." Hmmm, but then we wouldn't have this shot. I'll suck it up for you girls and make sure The Precious has buttoned pants.

Porn Porn. Will this shot ever get old?
New Moon: Brought to you by the letter "V".

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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Yay For February!

First thing I did this morning! (after starting the coffee.)

...I flipped the calendar that is; I didn't DO Rob (much to my chagrin.)...I would've started the coffee AND brushed my teeth if that were the case...


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Monday, January 31, 2011

How Am I Supposed To Sleep?

It's days like today when lucky stalkers get the dream shot:

How much did this chick crap her pants when she saw this entourage walking around? I normally see white TSBD vans and golf carts driving around when I sit stalking...

Anyway, it's days like today when I ask myself, "Self, how are we supposed to maintain normal daily routines such as sleep when Rob is within a 15 mile radius of your home probably reenacting this scene when he goes to bed?"

And I don't really know how to answer that question, but I do know that IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

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