I'm Not Sad...Damn Brazil Bastards

Don't get me wrong.  I am happy to have the fab pics from Brazil of Robsten.

I will smoke your cigarette any day Rob.  Name the date and time.  I'll be there 10 minutes early.

Does Anyone Have A Quarter?

Rob in all his Epic-Edwardness.

Enter Emily's problem: The CRAZIES FROM BRAZIL SCARED MY ROBSTEN!!!  I went by the set yesterday and there were streets blocked off and police cars with lights flashing. I. No. Likey.  

Brazil got Robsten outside with a few bodyguards.

Baton Rouge gets Robsten on indoor sets with 7,000 security guards= How in the hell does Emily get to see Rob...or take a picture with Rob...or rub Rob's nipples?!!  

I AM STUBBORN AND I WILL CRY UNTIL I GET MY WAY!!!

Don't Take Your Internet For Granted

My Internet has been whacked up for a few days, and even though I've had my iPhone and haven't been totally out of the loop, it's just not the same.  I haven't been able to video-chat with my girls, can't access all of my Rob Porn, the new videos and pics just aren't the same on that tiny, tiny screen, etc

So, I would feel silly for posting those pics so late...

Oops! That was an accident! I'm sure you've seen that a million times! Why would you want to see that again-

Well before I knew it, I posted them any way!  Much better than on my iPhone!

For the record, I am GLAD for this footage. But, from what I can make of Rob's chest in that tiny, tiny tank...all I've been able to think of is what he would look like WITHOUT the damn tank. *insert drool*

What I meant to say was that the first thing I actually did when I got back on the internet was watch my favorite video which, of course, I couldn't get to on my iPhone! RAWR!  You should all watch it.  (And don't lick the screen like I did.)

The only thing wrong with this video is that it ends.

Welcome Angela!!

You guys probably remember me referring to fellow Robiot, Angela, often.  Well, she is such a fantastic supplier of all things Rob porn, fanfic, and Twilight in general that I've invited her to admin the blog with me!  So excited to have you Angela!!

Rob Moving Angela In

WELCOME! 

From Drought to Spoiled...Me Likey!

More Outtakes!  It Can't Be!  Here are the latest release of outtakes from the 2009 Dossier Shoot (AKA "Wet Rob"). Bring it on.

Is He Coming To Get Me?

This hair should be illegal. This is panty-dropping hair.

I'm guessing this is an outtake because it's NC-17.

F-I-N-G-E-R  PORN.

Best Videos From 1st Day of Shooting

Caution: If you are not a Shania Twain fan, TURN THE VOLUME DOWN.

KStew Goes a Little Jerry Springer When An Extra Grabs Rob! Deserves More Than One Watch!

EPIC

This space is here to remind me and all of you that today was EPIC.  If filming gets any better than it did today I will have to be buried.

Please note: cameraman is not holding up camera and is partaking in a refreshing beverage.

Dare I Say The Drought Was Worth It?!

As I text back and forth with my favorite Robiot, Angela, and look through countless shots of The Precious, not only do I feel refreshed, but I can hardly remember the drought we suffered through up until yesterday.  I am so full of Robward goodness that I feel like I need to put some in a freezer-safe container to save for a few months down the road when I might need to defrost it.

Well, I'm sure most of you have seen the bazillion pics of each move Robsten have made along the dock and in the boat, but I would like to pay homage to these three shots of "Breaking Dawn Edward" that I will figure out how to transfer onto my living room wall.

TM's, I claim this as my moving day picture...HANDS OFF!

I will forever hold onto the fantasy that Rob just thought it was a good idea to button 2 buttons and he had nooooo idea what that would do to us.

This photo proves once again that no matter WHO Rob is next to, he will ALWAYS be hotter.

Show Me Your Teeth

I've always thought there should be a Rob video to this Gaga song, but I am still clueless about making them myself.  I'm not sure why the whooha Madonna is in it, but it sorta works.  His Holy Hotness is in it, so that's all that matters.

New Rob Pics...With Commentary!

No, not every photo shoot calls for a full day of review and commentary, but being that we're coming out of a Rob drought, I thought I might share some of the smut coming out of my brain today as I reviewed the pics for the 418th time.

This man is blessed.  He does not have room in those pockets for his hands.

Don't tell me the thought didn't cross your mind.

God Bless Your Soul.

1. There has always been something special about The Pretty's Thighs. These pants were made for them.

2. I would love to know what he's sexting Kristen.

SMOKING

IS 

HAWT!

(But only on Rob)

Well, we know what Kristen sexted back.

Did Rob's hands get hotter in this shoot?!?

Rob makes flowers look ugly.

I need to get this picture laminated for everyones safety.

A nasty ashtray and cheap cup of coffee...somehow, I don't think anything could be hotter.