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K: *walks in* hey babe.
R: hey... what do you think of this princess bed? *turns laptop so she can see*
K: *raises eyebrow* Pardon?
R: it's for Mackenzie's room in Louisiana.
K: you DO realize she's just PLAYING our daughter right? pleeeaassse tell me you realize that.
R: yeah no of course, don't be ridiculous! i just figured maybe she'd get attached to us and want to stay over or something... and who am i to deny our daughter anything. do you think she'd want purple or pink?
K: COSTAR.
R: *clicking and distracted* hmm?
K: she's our costar NOT our daughter, Robert.
R: yeah that's what i said...
K: No you said... ughh... nevermind. *sighs* Rob... are you gonna be able to handle this?
R: pshh. of course Kris. now, pink or purple? hurry... the buy one, get one half price sale is only until midnight.
K: you're buying more than ONE princess bed?!?
R: don't be ridiculous love. we can't get Tom a princess bed! he's getting the pirate one.
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