Results From Last Years Polls

Surely you don't come here just for Robward Porn...I mean scoop...do you?  Because I first question of 2010 was:

1. What team are you on?

• Team Edward won by an astonished 79%!!!

Don't be so shocked Rob. We knew Edward could pull it off.

• Team Jasper Came in second place with 14% of your vote and I think some of these pics helped!

Ahhhh...memories!!!! 

• And Last (and I guess we could say least-don't throw things) is Team Jacob with 7% of your vote.

I'm not sure what picture to put up for Jacob, so I will use this one without a face.  It's my favorite.  Thanks for letting me joke around with you Team Jacob! 

Oh, and just in case you voted thinking about WFE...here's your Team Jacob pic...

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

2. What is you favorite book in the Twilight Series?

• First place was a tie at 44% of your vote each for:

AND

• And, we musn't forget what started it all! However, coming in last place is the first in the series with 11% of your vote:

Thank you for participating! Stay tuned for our 2011 polls coming soon!

And just cuz I feel like it:

Did You Say Rob Porn?

I haven't shelled out any Rob Porn lately, and honestly it's because I haven't been too impressed by the new offerings in the last few weeks.  That being said, here's what I have found to keep me sated!! Enjoy! Let me know what you think.

OK, And last but not least, this vid got me interested in The Red Line and I LOVED THIS FIC.  Think a smashing together of MotU and EP! Not for the faint of heart though...pretty graphic stuff, don't say I didn't warn you!  (That's why we love fic though right?!). I have the link for the story on the right side of the page if you want to read it!

New Fanpic With Robsten Tonight!

This fan spotted Robsten with a group of friends on the Isle of Wight on NYE and asked for a pic! My sources here in Baton Rouge say filming starts up again on Monday!  Yeah, Kristen is cute and all, but come on, Rob looks DROP DEAD GORGEOUS as always for probably being drunk on New Years Eve.

Can't Get These Outtakes Off My Mind

What's really on my mind has been BD filming, and I haven't been keeping up on saving my outtakes when they come out, but GAH! This round is keeping me up at night!! DAMNIT Rob! I need my sleep.  And I don't need to consider taking up smoking...unless you will share cigarettes with me.  Then I'll start a 2 pack a day habit.

So, we would all look like asshats if we tried this, but I got drool on my computer the first through tenth time I looked at this one.  It also put me in a daze and I lost track of time and space.

This pic comes in second place. Notice placement of both hands.  I NEED to solve the mystery of those hands.  Right hand, what are you doing down there???  Need any help?

'NUFF SAID.

GAH!

I like to pretend Rob borrowed these ciggys from me after I started my new smoking habit.

When I wear a grey hoodie, I look like a homeless person...well I guess Rob does too, but he looks like a homeless person I would do the nasty with.

More Photos From Best Buy Signing...These Aren't Blurry!

As I mentioned in my previous post, I made some great friends whilst waiting in line for 3 hours to meet most of the castmembers consisting of the Volturi and the Volturi Guard.  They were HAWT...however my pics left a little to be desired

I'm sorry Emily, is that Jackson, or did I look through a kaleidoscope while on an acid trip?

I learned two very important things that I shall never forgot any time soon:

1. Don't try to take pictures of those that make your hands shake with your effin' iPhone.
2. Bring someone, anyone (grandfather, neighbor, pay a prostitute) to come with you and take the goddamn pictures for you. You will most likely not be able to take a decent picture of yourself with said hawt vampire even if your iphone does the flippy thing and takes pictures from both sides.  You're thinking of too many things. (Did he touch Rob with that hand, will he give me Rob's number, does he know where Rob's staying, is Rob going home for Christmas, etc.)

So, with that rant out of the way, my new lovely friend, Katherine, that was standing with me in line was smart enough to follow the above rules (but she didn't bring a prostitute with her) and got some GREAT pictures and she was nice enough to let me post them here!  YAY for Katherine!

Photos Courtesy: Katherine Guglielmo Tiffin

Tales From The Baton Rouge Autographing Session!

1. It was cold!  

I waited outside of Best Buy for about 3 hours.  Some people waited for more like 9...I would have gotten there earlier to catch hypothermia if not for my car issues.  One lady drove from Wisconsin.  She's my hero.


2.  I met some cool people that I tried to convert to the dark side (TM's, Twilight blogs, Fanfic...)  Hey I need someone to talk to here in town about my Fifty Shades and the latest Twitarded post.  So kill me!  They were also really nice and loaned me a blanket since I neglected to remember that it's winter and it might be cold standing outside for 3 hours!

3.  We got inside!!!

I asked Daniel to stand up in front of me so I could see how tall he was next to me (in case you didn't know I'm 6'1).  Can I say--HAWT! He told me he was 6'6, but wouldn't take a pic with me. He didn't look too happy to be there. Only Jackson and Christopher were taking pics with fans. They were told they weren't supposed to.  Anyway...

I still love him. I don't know too many men that are 5 inches taller than me. I think I got a little wet.

Christopher was really nice. He actually noticed how tall I was and stood up without me asking to see if he was taller than me. He was very smiley and winkey. I think he was flirting with me. He kept making eyes at me while I was behind the ropes taking pics.  Why couldn't he be Rob? Or my 6'6 husband Daniel? Oh well, he was still really nice.

I'm sorry, this is my best pic of Jackson. It's kind of blurry. He was absolutely the nicest cast member there.  He took pics with everyone who asked even though they weren't supposed to and he even smiled at babies out in the crowd and called a little girl over to give her a hug and take a picture with her.  He was sooo nice!

To make up for the crappy picture, here's a video from our local news that has most of the castmembers as well as an interview with Jackson! 

Pic with the castmembers and Best Buy staff.

4.  And then I went home and watched Eclipse with the R/K commentary so I could hear Rob talk about blueberries and bears, his stomach issues, and hate on Jacob.  Ahhh, what a day!

Yet Another Reason I'm NOT Team Jacob

I happen to have some lovely friends who are stubbornly Team Jacob (purely in the Twilight sense).  I am 100% Team Jacob in the Water For Elephants sense, just to make that clear.

Um, hello, how could you not be?

  I understand that the BOY (notice the stress on BOY) has some muscles and if all I had to look at was this I might be OK.



However I find his face to look like this:



And after I saw this picture he has officially been confirmed as a DOUCHEBAG

In case you're wondering, this is the entire squad of the New Orleans Saints Cheerleaders that Taylor evidently has access to since he's down here to film Breaking Dawn.  How convienent for him.

Some how I don't think my pretty would be caught dead in the middle of a pile of NFL cheerleaders so the pic could be published in a few hours for the world to see. 

Oh Taylor, what were you thinking?

I mean it's one thing to get cornered by a boob fan, but Rob was smart enough to have his girlfriend in the picture and I have a feeling they shared a joke about it later.

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Something tells me Taylor would also ride in a Hummer limo or show up at the VMAs in a tank or something.
No Thanks.  Just another reason to be Team Robward. Thought you should know where I stood.