Going Postal Over Eclipse

I'm sure it doesn't take many of you by surprise that I was waiting in line at 11:45 on Friday night to pick up my super-duper special edition blu-ray copy of Eclipse.  I usually go to a comfy bookstore type place like Borders so I can get a giant coffee to keep me up all night and watch all the extra features, but they decided to screw me over and not participate in the most important event in the second half of 2010.

Anyway, I ended up standing in line at Wal-Mart (gag) and watching Robporn on my iPhone as I waited in line.  Yay, it's 11:59 and they start passing out copies so we can check out:

Wal-Mart guy: Who needs Blu-Ray

Me: Me! (Oh wait, this is just the plain one)...to Wal-Mart guy..."Excuse me, I need the special edition blu-ray"

Wal-Mart guy: Oh, okay. Let me go look

Me: (Continuing to watch Robporn)

Wal-Mart guy: We don't have the Blu-ray special edition (he could give a shit)

Me: You're kidding, right?  (People around me are starting to look scared that there will be a scene.  I'm thinking there very well may be.)

Wal-Mart guy: No, we just have the regular Blu-ray.

I feel like I'm moving in slow motion.  I carefully weigh my options.  I can:
  1. Tackle the Wal-Mart guy and do as much damage as possible
  2. Look for a sharp object in my purse.
  3. Most sane option-hurry up and find another place I can get it, because if I'm in jail I won't be watching Eclipse tonight.

OK, so I decided on option 3.  Surprising right, because I was pissed, and I think many of the people in line were thinking I would go with option 1 or 2.  After all was said and done I was driving around after midnight and ended up finding the frickin' Blu-ray special edition at my 3rd stop at another Wal-Mart who decided they would do me the extreme honor of carrying all the versions of Eclipse.

Yes, I know I'm obsessed.  But all of you are too, so there! So here's a video I found that represents our devotion/ insanity perfectly, and my intention to never stop.



So what's your favorite part of the DVD Extras? Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine...

Prepping for a Weekend on the Couch

And this has nothing to do with Eclipse, but I wanted it here.  Deal with it.

In Homage to MoTU

These last few days have been torture not know if Master of the Universe will continue. I read a Twitter update today from Icy saying that the Russian chick took down the unauthorized translation and she will have her site up and running again in a few days.  I don't know what that means for the future of MoTU, but here are some videos to hold us over until we know for sure! WARNING: VERY HOT if you've never seen any MoTU videos before, but you should know that already if you've read it!!!

I'm Not Sad...Damn Brazil Bastards

Don't get me wrong.  I am happy to have the fab pics from Brazil of Robsten.

I will smoke your cigarette any day Rob.  Name the date and time.  I'll be there 10 minutes early.

Does Anyone Have A Quarter?

Rob in all his Epic-Edwardness.

Enter Emily's problem: The CRAZIES FROM BRAZIL SCARED MY ROBSTEN!!!  I went by the set yesterday and there were streets blocked off and police cars with lights flashing. I. No. Likey.  

Brazil got Robsten outside with a few bodyguards.

Baton Rouge gets Robsten on indoor sets with 7,000 security guards= How in the hell does Emily get to see Rob...or take a picture with Rob...or rub Rob's nipples?!!  

I AM STUBBORN AND I WILL CRY UNTIL I GET MY WAY!!!

Don't Take Your Internet For Granted

My Internet has been whacked up for a few days, and even though I've had my iPhone and haven't been totally out of the loop, it's just not the same.  I haven't been able to video-chat with my girls, can't access all of my Rob Porn, the new videos and pics just aren't the same on that tiny, tiny screen, etc

So, I would feel silly for posting those pics so late...

Oops! That was an accident! I'm sure you've seen that a million times! Why would you want to see that again-

Well before I knew it, I posted them any way!  Much better than on my iPhone!

For the record, I am GLAD for this footage. But, from what I can make of Rob's chest in that tiny, tiny tank...all I've been able to think of is what he would look like WITHOUT the damn tank. *insert drool*

What I meant to say was that the first thing I actually did when I got back on the internet was watch my favorite video which, of course, I couldn't get to on my iPhone! RAWR!  You should all watch it.  (And don't lick the screen like I did.)

The only thing wrong with this video is that it ends.

Welcome Angela!!

You guys probably remember me referring to fellow Robiot, Angela, often.  Well, she is such a fantastic supplier of all things Rob porn, fanfic, and Twilight in general that I've invited her to admin the blog with me!  So excited to have you Angela!!

Rob Moving Angela In

WELCOME! 

From Drought to Spoiled...Me Likey!

More Outtakes!  It Can't Be!  Here are the latest release of outtakes from the 2009 Dossier Shoot (AKA "Wet Rob"). Bring it on.

Is He Coming To Get Me?

This hair should be illegal. This is panty-dropping hair.

I'm guessing this is an outtake because it's NC-17.

F-I-N-G-E-R  PORN.